Episode Five: Things Will Be Great When You're... Downtown!

Monday, November 16, 2009

Previously On: The Bachelor- While some girls stepped up their game, like Chanel, others fell back, namely Taryn. The girls competed in hard challenges, and some broke down. Additionally, Don began to get tired of some of the women. But when Hilda and Remy couldn't set aside their differences and stop fighting, Don knew it was someone's time to go, making Hilda the fourth contestant SENT HOME.

NOW ONLY TEN ARE LEFT! WHO WILL BE ELIMINATED TONIGHT?

Fourth Rose Ceremony Chart

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

And a special suprise... a group shot, like at the end of America's Next Top Model!

Hilda Sanchez, 11th Place

Hilda returned to the bedroom and grabbed all of her clothes that were strewn across the room, throwing them into her suitcase.

"Of course it's humiliating to go home, and especially to loose to that... that goddamn annoying Remy, but you know, that's life. Don's a real piece of work though, obviously he and I were not cut out for each other, and thats fine. I'll miss a few of the girls too, but it just feels terrible going home, a this early too. It did come down to me and the way I treated Remy, but ya know, we got off on a very wrong foot, and I don't like her. That's the way I treat people I don't like, and so if you don't like that, ya don't like me, so I don't need Don anyway!"

Soon she was in the taxi, and on her way home.

Day 8- The Fourth Elimination

Soon the eleven remaining contestants were lined up, each of them looking beautiful.

Don spoke first. "Hello ladies. Tonight is a very important night. Elimination, which will bring us one step closer to finding my true love. I have nine roses behind me."

"The first girl I'm calling tonight went through a complete transformation. She truly impressed me on our date, and I want to get to know her a little bit better. From the bottom to the top, Chanel."

"YEAH! WOO HOO!" she called, stepping forward, "I'll accept that rose, baby!"

"Congrats!" a few of the girls called from the crowd.

"The next girl just continues her streak. She has been solidly at the head of the pack. Brianne, will you accept this rose?"

Brianne flashed a winning smile at Don, and laughed, "You better believe it!" She took her place next to Chanel.

"This next woman can be described in one word: classy. Meg, come here!"

"Thank you!" she cried, throwing her hands up and coming forward.

"The next name... Tiffanie."

"Taylor."

"Kara."

"All right! I'm still here! Who'd a thunk?" Kara called out, accepting her rose and joining the other safe women.

"Five ladies left. Four roses remain. You do the math." Don remarked sadly.

"Vita, you deserve to stay two more days."

"Oh, Don!" said gasped, walking up.

"The eighth name... Sharon."

"Whew!" Sharon put her hand to her forehead, hitching her dress up and walking down the stairs. "I need to do something about this being called almost last all the time!"

"The ninth girl, and recipient of one of the final roses tonight... Taryn."

"Thank you thank you Don!" she cried, stepping forward.

Don sadly turned to the two remaining girls. "Will Remy and Hilda please step forward?"

"I have one rose in my hands, and this rose represents the girl who is still in this competition. I will only call one name, and the name that I do not call must immediately go downstairs, pack your belongings, and go home."

"I would have never thought that the two of you would be standing here this early. The stunning Hilda, who's always the life of the party, or the beautiful and refined Remy who is always cheerful, singing? This should not be happening."

Now he addressed them angrily. "I asked you two to get along. I asked you to be respectful. You certainly did not do as I asked, you bickered and fought almost every moment in this competition. Even from day one, when Sandy tried to stop you. That's why you are in this position. And you have no one to blame but yourselves."

Don was now speaking with bitter disappointment in his voice, and Remy had tears streaming down her face. Hilda hung her head in shame.

"All of that aside, one of you is staying..."

"And that person is Remy."

Remy began to sob full out now, and she buried her head in her hands, crying thankfully. "Oh Don!" she flung herself up the stairs and accepted her rose. "I cannot thank you enough."

Don gave her a quick hug, and then turned to a livid Hilda.

"Go to hell, Don." she spat, and stalked out of the elimination room, leaving everyone shocked in her wake.

Day 8- An 11-Way Skating Date

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The contestants were all getting dressed and ready for the day, all of them knowing that the fourth elimination was that evening.

**Brianne, 21- "Can I just say that living with 10 other girls is a nightmare. I am an only child, and I've always had my own suite in my house! I can't even know where to begin. Remy is always singing, which is so annoying. And Vita leaves her stuff everywhere. Not to mention Hilda, a diva forever, takes like, one hour showers. I am starting to get mad."

Don then made an announcement. "Attention all girls. Please meet me in ten minutes on the skating rink for an 11 way date."

**Hilda, 27- "Ooooh this is very exciting! Finally a chance to really stand out in front of everyone else."

**Remy, 24- "Oh, crap. Just another chance to let Hilda provoke me in front of Don. Whoopee."

Soon all the girls were around the skating rink, some moving gracefully, others clinging to the railing for dear life, or, whenever possible, Don.

"Oops!" said Taylor, smiling as she once again crashed into Don. "Excuse me." Tiffanie and Sharon looked on triumphantly.

**Tiffanie, 25- "Okay, I like Don and all, but come on! Does he really fall for stuff like that!? It's pathetic how some girls just throw themselves at him. You'd think they would show a little respect."

Meanwhile, some of the less coordinated girls, like Vita and Taryn, were desperately struggling to stay up.

"Eurgh!" Vita cried, smashing into Kara, who screamed indignately and stalked off; Don was laughing at her.

**Don, 29- "Oh, Kara! She's always good for a laugh."

Don was skating smoothly with Chanel on one arm, Meg on the other. Taylor was eying them suspiciously when she made a descision. Just as Tiffanie and Sharon rolled by, Taylor shoved Sharon hard, and she fell right into the path of Don and his escorts.

"AAAAAAARGHH!" they all screamed as they fell in a heap. For a moment, Sharon looked fearful, but then Don began to giggle, and was soon echoed by everyone. Pulling in Sharon, Meg, and Chanel, for a hug, Don murmured, "Don't worry, ladies!"

"Um... Don?" Tiffanie turned around. "I think that this skating session is over."

Don smiled. "Indeed, Tiffanie!"

****

Soon the house was filled with hustle and bustle. Elimination was set to begin in five minutes. Brianne was heading for the bathroom muttering about her hair when Vita stopped her.

"Hey, Brianne?" Vita asked hesitantly.

"What's up?" she answered.

"Um... well... I wouldn't be asking you this... except your so glamorous and pretty and you know about this kind of stuff... but do I even look good next to all the other girls?" Vita mumbled.

Brianne was taken aback by Vita's compliment, for they had barely said two words to each other since entering the competition. "Oh, yeah, sweetie, you look great!" Brianne answered honestly. "Why do you feel like you aren't?"

"Oh!" Vita exclaimed. "I'm just... it's nothing. I'll see you around." and before Brianne could utter another word, Vita had left.

"Well, at least she looks nicer than Sharon!" Brianne mused aloud.

**Brianne, 21- "It was super sweet of Vita to ask me for help on her looks. I guess the girl does have a personality after all. The only thing I know is that she's diabetic and falls down alot. Hahahaha!"

Over pool, meanwhile, Sharon and Remy were discussing their options. "Okay, so I know it's going to be me and Taryn in the bottom two." Sharon said nervously. "Since I can't see him getting rid of anyone else!"

"No way!" said Remy. "I think me and Taryn will be next."

Across the room, however, Hilda was picking on Kara. "You know, you're probably going to be on the chopping block, soon, honey." Hilda simpered. "I mean, how stupid can one person actually be?" And laughing, Hilda walked away, leaving Kara crying in her wake.

**Hilda, 27- "I think I'm pretty safe tonight. I don't have anything to worry about. I held my tongue when talking to Remy, so I'm good!"

Don entered. "Ladies... please make your way up to the elimination room. It's time."

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And totally random, a townie walked by that was a dead ringer for Carl Bach, the bachelor from season one!