Statistics

Monday, June 29, 2009

author's note:

Okay, well since I'm a huge loser, (not really, lol!) I made statistic charts, or as I call them, call out charts, which map the progress of each girl, in the order Don gave them their roses. This is the actual order of their relationships, too! That's why it helps for predictions and things. I have one for every episode, so enjoy and hope they help! And they get more detailed and complicated as the season goes, on too!

Clarissa Vespucci, 13th Place

Clarissa was packing up and throwing things into her suitcases.

"Wow. I'm going home already. I do think it was the right thing. We really weren't meant for each other. I had fun with the girls, and I'm sorry I didn't stay longer for that. This was a fun experience, but I'm excited to get home and continue my fashion design. Its cool. I'm happy with the decision made."

Clarissa walked out side to get into the taxi when she heard shouts behind her. The girls were coming.

"What-" she began as she entered the taxi.

"We came to say goodbye!" Tiffanie answered breathlessly, and Taylor nodded behind her. The twelved girls all smiled and hugged Clarissa one last time.

"GOODBYE!" They all called, and then Clarissa was gone.

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Aw, I was a little sad to see her leave, in the end. But I'm not going to lie, I wasn't really that into Clarissa either!

Now that two girls are out of the way, it's down to twelve of them. Who will it be? Find out next time!

The Second Elimination

The thirteen girls nervously stumbled into the elimination room. The time had come.

"Well hello ladies." Don began. "As you can see, I have twelve roses behind me. But there are only thirteen girls. Tonight's elimination begins... right now."

"The first girl I'm calling tonight proved herself to me while we had a great time on our date. Taylor."


She strutted over, a smile on her face. "Thank you so much baby!" she exclaimed, earning her looks of disgust from the other girls.

Don continued. "The same goes for this next woman. Brianne."

"Oh, thank goodness!" she shouted, joining Taylor.


"Kara." Don resumed. "You have so many endearing qualities."

"See, I'm handeering!" she giggled, as the other's rolled their eyes.

"Remy."


"Meg."

"Wendy." Don announced.

"YEAH!" Wendy yelled, holding her hands out.

"Will you accept this rose?" Don asked.

"Don, you've made me the happiest woman in the world." she swooned.

Half of the roses had been given out.


"The next name I'm going to call really deserves this rose. And I must say, she's lloking pretty hot in her dress tonight. Taryn, do you want to be here?"

"Yes Yes YES!" she gushed, smiling and walking over.


"Thank you so very much."

"Miss Tiffanie, come here!" Don said, and she rushed up, hugging him.


"Oh wow!" Tiffanie responded, joining the other girls and kissing her rose.

"Vita, I see you sweating up there."

"Wait. Does that mean I get a rose?" she asked, frenzied.

"Congratulations." Don said. "It does indeed."

Four girls stood, waiting to be called. "The next girl to recieve a rose... is Sharon."

"Omigod! I thought you'd never say that!" she shouted, nearly running up to the platform. "I really, really, want a chance."


"Then you got it!" He laughed, handing her the rose.

Clarissa, Chanel, and Hilda remained each one terrified in their own way.

"Will you recieve this rose... Chanel."

"OH SWEET HONEY!" Chanel yelled, jumping up.



Don continued. "The reason you were called so late is because you did not go out of your way for me at all this week. I felt a little like you just didn't care."

"Oh, no!" Chanel said."Not at all, baby."

"Then congrats." He turned to the two girls left.

"Will Hilda and Clarissa please step forward?"


"I only have one rose behind me, and this represents the girl who will stay here for two more days. I will only call one name, and the girl who I do not call must immediately pack their bags and go home."

"Hilda, I'll start with you. You are here because I do not like the way you treat other people. It's rude, and sometimes shocking. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all. I'm just so appalled at the way you fight, and instigate, that I question whether or not you should be here."

"Clarissa. The reason you stand before me is because I feel like we clash. We're not compatable. You know? I just can't see us being together, as a couple. I just don't think I'm the right fit with you, if that makes any sense."

"So who stays?" Don finished. "Clarissa, who just might not be the right one for me, or Hilda, who treats the girls badly?"



























"DON'T do it again. Hilda." She covered her face, and walked up, shocked. "I thought I was going home!" she moaned.

"Not this time." Don said, laughing. "Congratulations, Hilda."

"Thank you so much for believing in me." she whispered, and took her spot next to the other girls, all who were groaning at the decision.

Don approached the girl he had rejected, who was taking it remarkably well.


"Now, Clarissa. Listen to me. There is nothing wrong with you. You have so many things going for you! Don't let this get you down. You are talented and funny. It was just... I couldn't see us together."

"I understand. I get it." she answered quickly.

"Thanks for coming." Don said, and Clarissa went out.

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This picture made me laugh! Wendy the knoweldge sim.

Day 4- Time is Running Out

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The next day breakfast began quietly. At Don's table were Taryn, Kara, and Clarissa.

"So I told her, no!" Don finished telling a story, laughing heartily. Taryn and Kara both laughed loudly, while Clarissa smiled. "Oh, you got a little something on your plate." Clarissa said. Don looked down, and was rewarded with a faceful of eggs."HAHAHA!" Clarissa laughed, and Kara giggled appreciatively. Don was not amused.

**Clarissa, 22- "I never make good impressions! And the worst part is, I feel like time is running out. I am not in a good position right now."

**Vita, 26- "Ohhh... sitting with Tiffanie at breakfast was so much fun! She's a great girl. I really feel like we're best friends. I can tell her anything."

After breakfast the whole crew headed out to the backyard for a little skating. "Watch out guys!" Remy yelled, spilling to the ground. Meg and Chanel were spinning each other around, laughing.

Clarissa was off doing her own thing, and everyone else was laughing, having fun.

"All the girls are here." Wendy told Kara. "Except Taylor and Hilda. Hmmm..."

"Here I am!" Taylor panted, running onto the rink. "Where's Don?"

"Once again, Hilda shows us what a sleaze she is!" Remy yelled, causing all the girls to laugh.

"Yeah she's a real piece of work." Taylor answered.

Meanwhile, Tiffanie had a serious question for Sharon. "Do you like Remy?" she asked.

"Well," Sharon remarked, "She's a little stuck up, but she's nice enough. Better than Hilda!"

Upstairs of the house, Remy walked up the stairs and began to walk to the bathroom when she stopped, hearing a noise from Don's room."He's getting in his hottub!" she gasped, pressing her ear to his door. "This is my chance!" she pushed it open and sauntered in.

**Remy, 24- "Okay, I know I shouldn't have, but I just had to talk to Don. I want him SO BAD! And I was like, when opportunity knocks, you'd be a fool to not answer the door!"

"Hello, Remy!" Don said, noticing her. "Come join me."

"Sure." They had a very lovely chat, and Don got to know Remy better.

**Remy, 24- "Thank god that whole thing worked out. I really have a chance this week of being called first!!"

Once Don made his excuses and let Remy leave, he grabbed the house intercom and made another announcement. His voice rang through the house. "Please get ready girls. It's time for the second elimination."

Brianne and Taylor's Date, and More Drama

Don entered him room, and Taylor and Brianne turned to great him.

**Taylor, 24- "This is just so exciting! I'm like spending an evening with him... I can't wait to see how it turns out.

They began to socialize, mostly talking about the other girls and how they liked the competition so far. Then Brianne turned on the radio, and they began to dance.

"Woo baby!" Don yelled.

**Don, 29- "This date was pretty fun. I'm seeing Taylor, and certainly Brianne, in a whole new light."Once is was over, Taylor went in for a quick peck.


**Taylor, 24- "He didn't exactly kiss back. It was a little weird."

A scream resounded across the room. "You whore!" Brianne screeched, pulled Taylor off him. "This was my date! Stop scamming on my man!"

"Whoa, calm down!" Taylor feigned a look of concern, but the smirk that appeared seconds later did her in.

"Get out!" Brianne yelled. "Now!"

With a slight huff, Taylor skipped out, slamming the door behind her.

"Alone at last." Don smiled, and he pulled her in for a kiss. Brianne felt her heart beat faster. It was the best moment of her life, so far. It was so cute. (Im in love with the new 'suck face' interaction- the leg thing- ahh!) Brianne left smiling.

There was no way she was leaving soon.


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Later that evening a minor drama occurred. Taryn walked into the rec room to see something that annoyed her.


There was Taylor, again, sucking up to Don, when Taryn had called that seat minutes earlier. "Um, excuse me, I think you're in my seat." Taryn said.



"Um, excuse me, I think you're fat." Taylor answered, and the other girls were stunned.


"That's not not cool at all!" Clarissa gasped, rising.

"Excuse me?" Taryn wailed, and ran to her room.

**Sharon, 26- "Some of these girls are just mean! They take their looks for granted. I really have to work hard for the little attention I get paid, simply because i don't look the way that some people think is beautiful. Huh."

**Clarissa, 22- "That was so unexpected! Taylor is usually so nice."

**Kara, 20- "I'm tired. What time is it?"

Don looked up to Taylor, who's face was burning. "I am going to stay out of it." he said. At that moment, Wendy and Chanel spilled out of the sauna, completely sweaty and only in towels.

"Hey girl hay!" Chanel bellowed, seeing everyone assembled in the room. Each person turned, incredulously, to her, having broken the ice. Don shook his head, laughing.

"What? Was is something I said?" she asked.

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I swear, when I was taking these pictures, the plumbbob's in every picture didn't look that bad! They dissapear soon, I swear!

Day 3- The Second Challenge

Friday, June 19, 2009

All the girls walked, rather bleary eyed, into the dining hall for breakfast.

"YAY! WAFFLES!" Brianne cried, running over to the buffet. A little bit of drama occurred over who should sit with Don, but in the end, Taylor, Taryn, and Brianne (with her waffles) were the fastest.

**Vita, 26- "Its not very fair! Taylor almost always gets a spot at Don's table, which sucks! I really want to talk to him and stuff, much she's such a man hog. If she wins the challenge... oh boy she has it coming!"

**Brianne, 21- "I love waffles. Thank god they're finally getting some real food up in this joint."

After the meal, Don stood up to make another announcement. "Attention ladies. The next challenge will start in ten minutes. Be in the panel room by then- ready."

**Hilda, 27- "OMIGOD! I have so much stuff to do- makeup, straighten my hair, and everything else! Girls betta get outta the way!"

All the girls rushed upstairs in a frenzy, pushing and shoving up the narrow spiral stairs and into the elevator. Hilda was stuck behind Taryn. "Move you fatty!" she hollered. At the same time, Clarissa, Remy, and Tiffanie yelled, "Shut up Hilda, nobody likes you!"

Hilda was pretty quiet after that.

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When Don had the thirteen girls in front of him, he explained the rules. "Its Myshuno!" he said. "Each of you will have a box, and I'm going to be here calling out numbers I have pulled from this machine. Once 3 numbers on your box have been called out, you are out, and a new round begins. The last remaining girl will win an hour with me later today. Let's begin!"

Everyone pulled out their boxes and waited with baited breath.

"FORTY!" Don yelled. The girls checked to see if they had that number. Don reached his hand in. "THREE!" It continued like this, until, after 4 numbers, Meg's box began to light up and vibrate. "AHH! she screamed, dropping it.

"I've called all of your numbers. That means your out, sorry Meg!"

**Meg, 30- "DARN DARN DARN! I really wanted to win! I need to win at least one challenge!"


The next round began, resulting in Chanel and Taryn's expulsion. Then Remy got out. "Oh, no!" she cried, taking her seat. Next out was Sharon. "Fifth out! What!?" she moaned, sitting next to Remy, where they quickly began talking and joking.

**Sharon, 27- "Well, my plan to win the challenge and win back Don proved to be a big fail."

With eight girls left, you could feel the tension, thick in the air. The next girls out were Vita, Wendy, and then Hilda, to everyone's delight.

**Wendy, 23- "Thank god Hilda got out... now I hope Clarissa wins, she needs it, not Taylor!"

It was down to Brianne, Kara, Taylor, and Clarissa, who had a 'What am I doing here?' look on her face. "TWENTY TWO!" Don yelled. Nobody moved. Then Kara said, "Wait. Is that the one with two 3's or two 2's?"

"Its that one, sweetie." Clarissa said, pushing Kara's button, which then began to vibrate and light up. "AAAH!" Kara said, running to her seat.

**Kara, 20- "That was so scary!"



It had come down to the three of them...

"Seven?" Don said softly, almost questioningly.

A shush went over the crowd. "That's me." Clarissa sighed. "Crap." She sadly dropped her box to the ground, leaving Taylor and Brianne.

"Aw, don't worry." Tiffanie patted Clarissa's hand. "We all wanted you to win."

**Clarissa, 22- "That sucks! I really wanted to wipe those smug smirks off their girly girl faces!"

Taylor and Brianne were in a full-on face off.

"TWENTY!" Don shouted, and Taylor yelled "No!" as Brianne screamed "Yes!" Brianne had won!


"Congrats, Brianne!" Don said, stepping down.

**Don, 30- "I'm really excited to have a date with Brianne, she hasn't really spoken to me that much yet. And she's beautiful."

"Now, he continued, pick one girl to accompany you."

"Well, I feel really bad that I won when she came so close, so Taylor, come here!"

"Really? Thank you!" Taylor said, embracing Brianne.

**Brianne, 21- "This is great. I'm so happy to have won! And I'm not worried about picking Taylor, I can make a better impression than her."

The girls sat in the order they lost in.


"Lunchtime, ladies!" Don ordered.

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I still don't really understand the concept of Myshuno, but I had fun setting this up. I'm really enjoying posting this!

So I wanted to adress a different issue: When I was taking these screenshots, I really didn't even notice the awful plumbbobs ruining every picture. Around episode 5 they dissapear forever. Hopefully you guys can hold out until then! haha!

Day 2- After the Elimination

Thursday, June 18, 2009

The girls went upstairs, rattled over the elimination.

**Clarissa, 22- "Wow. The first elimination. I feel bad for Sandy, but I'm still here, so no harm done... now what to do about the other girls... hahaha!"

**Chanel, 28- "That was intense! I was called sixth though, so I'm not worried at all!"

All the girls got dressed and ready for bed, while Kara and Taylor were talking loudly about how they were called first and second."I just know he's the one for me..." Taylor said, and Meg made a smile to everyone, and pulled out a book to read.

**Meg, 30- "I like the girls alright, but sometimes I like my solitude. They're nice to talk to, but sometimes its just so much, I'm like AHHH! and just want to lock myself up. And its only been two days!"

"Well... I'm in first, right?" Kara asked.

"Yes!" Wendy answered, laughing and rolling her eyes.

**Wendy, 23- "That girl is defective."

"You know, I'm sad that I never really spoke to Sandy." Brianne frowned. "Why don't we have a girls night?"

"Alright." Hilda agreed, while all the girls nodded and answered enthusiastically. Each person took a spot on the floor, chatting.


"This is perfect to get to know one another. I'll start." Tiffanie announced. The other girls listened intently.

"My life is so... interesting... I live in an apartment, and work at a library." Tiffanie began, and launched into a heartbreaking story of her childhood.


"What about you, Sharon?" Remy sniffed. "I heard something tragic happened to you, too."

"I... was sick for a while." she nodded, "But its all gone now, I've been in remission for two year, and I'm fine. I'm better than ever. I'm ready to win!"

"I'm really happy we are getting along!" Meg cheered.

Clarissa sighed. "An experience like this can be tough, and if we don't at least try to get along, there's no telling the trouble we could get ourselves into."

Sharon nodded solemnly.



**Sharon, 26- "Tonight I was in the bottom two, and it really brought me down, but the other girls, well most of them, are really kind. It helps."


It was very late at night when the girls retired. As Kara climbed into bed, she smiled. "I'm going to be engaged in no time."


And Chanel rounded out the evening. "I am so grateful for this opportunity, lets see what happens."

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Lol, did anyone notice that when I set this up, I forgot Vita? She was missing the whole time!

Episode Two: She Just Can't Take It Any Longer

Previously on: The Bachelor- Season Two; the fourteen lucky contestants landed in the dream home of a dreamy guy, Donald Sinclaire. Friendships between Tiffanie and Sharon, and Taylor and Kara emerged. Rivalries erupted, including a bitter fight between Remy and Hilda. Taryn caused a little drama with her full figured body, but won the challenge. When Sharon failed to endear Don, she landed in the bottom two, but it was Sandy who turned Don completely off, and she became the first woman to GO HOME.

Thirteen girls remain... WHO WILL BE ELIMINATED TONIGHT?